i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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