Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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