dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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