i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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