you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize