brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
love makes seman taste better
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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