I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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