So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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