Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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