Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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