Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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