i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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