Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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