Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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