I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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