ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
There's always time for handjobs
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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