Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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