He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Operation Purity has been aborted
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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