No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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