Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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