Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just cut my nipple shaving
I checked into jail on foursquare
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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