i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Randomize
