so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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