I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
i just google imaged poop.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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