sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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