It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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