only if we run a train.
done.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I have post one night stand depression
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