no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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