I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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