How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Randomize
