i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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