this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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