This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
