Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
