I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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