He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Randomize
