After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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