Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
sex in a hospital.. check
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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