went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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