I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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