Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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