it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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