I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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