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(916): View more from California

I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.

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(903): View more from Texas

Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"

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(513): View more from Ohio

i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home

(419): View more from Ohio

move.

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(530): View more from California

is this the sara with the beer cane?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.

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(559): View more from California

I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?

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(619): View more from California

Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of

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