hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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