If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
honey bunches of taint.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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