i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
only if we run a train.
done.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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