am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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