i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
