also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i dont even know how to be here
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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