dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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