Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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