is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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