I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Randomize
