But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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